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How Not to Invest in 2013

December 31, 2012 | About:
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We're having a bad case of triskaidekaphobia. It's described in the quack literature as "an unreasonable dread of the number 13."

But our dread is not so much a fear of the number as a fear of the year it is attached to.

2012 was good to us. The world didn't end.

But what's ahead for 2013? We don't know. And we'll save our thinking about it until tomorrow...

In the meantime...

The Hedge Fund Delusion

Who are the smartest investors in the world? Arguably, they're the guys running hedge funds, right?

Well, guess what? Maybe they're not so smart after all. As we predicted, hedge funds have turned out to be a bad investment choice. This from The Economist:The masters of the universe have been humbled. Over the past ten years, hedge-fund managers have underperformed not just the stock market, but inflation as well. After fees, investors in the average hedge fund have received a return of just 17%... Where should investors now look for zippier returns?

The mediocrity of the hedgies' recent performance is in part the result of the industry's massive growth. Whereas in the past it was plausible that hotshots like George Soros could spot market anomalies, several thousand managers in an industry with $2 trillion of assets under management are very unlikely all to be able to earn spectacular returns. There will always be a few managers who do well, of course, but there is no reliable way of identifying them in advance, and past performance is a poor guide to future returns. John Paulson, the manager who made a fortune out of the subprime-mortgage crisis, has performed dismally since the start of 2011.

But these vehicles pose a more fundamental problem for investors. Managers of hedge funds charge a lot more than those who run conventional mutual funds, and many times more than those who offer funds that track stock market indices. Hedge-fund fees are usually 2% every year, plus 20% of all returns over a set level. It is, as a result, easy to think of people who have become billionaires by managing hedge funds; it is far harder to think of any of their clients who have got as rich. Fund management has become like films or professional sport: a much more lucrative business for the insiders than for those who stump up the cash to pay them...

The best way for investors to play the odds is to choose low-cost ETFs or trackers and diversify geographically and across asset classes. It is not an exciting strategy. It will not bring anything to brag about at dinner parties. But it will mean that more of their money stays in their own pockets, and less goes to buy other people's mansions in Mayfair and the Hamptons.

The smartest investors are no better at investing than anyone else. But give them credit; they're better at transferring your money to themselves.

But wait a minute. If the masters of the universe can't beat the market, why should you bother to try?

Bingo. You shouldn't. There are some things you do better by not thinking about them too much. Like swallowing. Or breathing. Or falling in love.

Investment success is one of those things. At least, that's our new theory.

Say you try to make a lot of money by investing. What do you do? Read books. Read The Wall Street Journal. Learn what other people say about it.

Oil is going down, they say. Stocks are going up, they believe. Don't put your money into tech stocks; try some options; bet heavily on Apple; stay away from Google.

The End of the Fashion Chain

Or how about this? Here's the front-page story in The Wall Street Journal on the latest "fiscal cliff" update:

Senate negotiations to craft a bipartisan budget deal proceeded in chaotic fits and starts Sunday raising new questions about whether Congress would be able to steer the country away from the fiscal cliff.

What is this information worth? Nothing. Actually, less than nothing.

The more you try to follow the latest news... and compete with the real pros... the more you get caught up in the latest investment fads.

Trouble is, you're at the end of the fashion chain. You're like the guy living in a trailer in the Ozarks who gets a wide belt two years after the swells in LA and NYC have skinny ones.

When the real pros like oil stocks, for example, word eventually trickles down to the amateurs. They buy... but only after the oil stocks have already been driven up. They end up being a day late and a dollar short. When the market sells off, they are the ones who take the brunt of the losses, rather than those who bought earlier at lower prices.

The more you follow the news... the more you watch TV... the more you read the papers and try to keep up with the latest investment thinking...

... the more likely you are to lose money.

Better to do it without thinking. Do it naturally. But what does that mean?

Damned if we know. But we have a whole new year to think about it.


What Are Your New Year’s Plans?

I don’t know what your plans for New Year’s are -- but after you see this video, you might want to change them.

Our research indicates a devastating "economic suicide bomb" will strike the stock market on or around Mon., Dec. 31, 2012.

Another attack will follow, just days later. The market will sink like a stone.

If you have any investments tied to the stock market, they will be crushed.

I'm talking about your 401(k), IRA, mutual fund... even your savings account.

There is ONE thing you can do to protect yourself right now -- and potentially profit from the New Year's Eve chaos.

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Dr. Paul Price
Dr. Paul Price premium member - 1 year ago


Great timing ahead of a 300 point move up in the DJIA.

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